Most awkward questions Animesh asked me while creating his Orkut profile sitting at his dining room table with his mom, Sanju...

5. "How do I make my profile H-O-T?" (Yes, he spelled it out...)

4. "In response to 'what will you find in my bedroom?' Can I write, 'me lying on my bed?'"

3. "How can I chat?" To which I replied, "you have no friends to chat with." To which he replied, "you know what I mean. I want to meet GIRLS!"

2. "What's does 'turn-on' mean? 'Turn off?'"

1. "What's my perfect date?" ...silence... "I don't know Animesh, maybe dinner and a Bollywood movie?" ...more silence... "No, what should I write to communicate S-E-X?"


...maybe installing broadband internet at my mentor's house was a bad idea...

Joke is on me...April Fool's Day, eh?...the day when the outside world came inside...and things were never ever quite the same in Bhilai...